"Miss Sowers, did you know that I rode a dinosaur to school today?"
-Will, 4 years old
"Did you know that dinosaurs have to be naked all the time? They don't wear any clothes!"
-Noah, 5 years old
"Miss Sowers, did you know that you are older than my grandma? And she is older than Jesus!"
-LorieMae, a 4 year old who has no concept of time
"Miss Sowers, your hair looks different today. But don't worry, your face is still the same."
-2nd grader
"My dad did my pony today (pony= ponytail.) Yeah...he's not very good."
-Raya, 4 year old
My 5th grade nanny girl, Noelle, complaining about her sister: "She should be called 'Goodness Gracious!' and I should be called 'Number One Most Awesome,' because I am incredibly awesome."
Noelle's sister, Anya:
"Kendra, I have a really special present for you! I've been waiting to give it to you all day."
"Well, your presents have been awesome before, so I'm excited."
When I stop the car at their house, she nearly flies at me from the back seat and before I can say, "Ah!!" she stamps my forehead with a rhino stamp! Whaat?
But it doesn't turn out like a rhino... it looks like a giant hickey.
Well, thanks, evil child. I should have known better.
"So, when we're born do we come down as a seed?"
"Um...yeah, kind of like that."
-Devin, 4 year old asking THE QUESTION
"Someday when I grow up, I'm going to marry my brother!"
-Raya, 4 years old
"Are we doing paper machete today?"
-4th grader
"Whad up, bwo!"
"Hey bwo!"
"Hey gee!"
-4 year olds with swag who can't pronounce their r's
"Kendra, I think if you were a boy instead of a girl you'd be really buff."
(Thanks, but where'd that come from? I'm so skinny!)
-Noelle, 5th grade
"I was praying for you all night in my heart."
-Mia, 6 years old, when I was pretty sick last fall
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